Overheard

We were at the car wash the other day waiting for the inside of our van to get vacuumed out.  We started chatting with an older woman who was also waiting.  She asked William, "Are you going to have a baby brother or baby sister?" Will said, "How do you know my mom is pregnant and not just fat?"  The woman laughed and replied, "See how your mom has skinny arms and legs and a biiig belly?  When you're fat, like me, you have fat all over!"  She then showed the kids how the skin under her arms jiggled back and forth when she waived.  They were thoroughly impressed!